1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,137 Last check, girl. 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,506 And my boyfriend Bobby will be here soon. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,175 He's sleeping over again. 4 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,809 My boyfriend, Bobby, I mean. 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,712 You know that cute guy Bobby, my boyfriend? 6 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,382 Oh, I know your boyfriend Bobby. 7 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:18,419 You name-drop him like you're Gayle and he's Oprah. 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,454 Why don't you ever stay at Bobby's? 9 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,390 His place can't be worse than ours. 10 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,193 Unless he's what's living in our wall. 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:28,262 No, that's definitely a woman sobbing in there. 12 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,563 And I can't stay at Bobby's 13 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,465 'cause he lives at home with his family. 14 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,134 I didn't know Bobby lived at home. 15 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,735 Wish I could move back home. 16 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,537 They don't make Pontiacs anymore. 17 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,174 The famous Bobby lives at home? 18 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,177 Sounds like you landed a real winner. 19 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,446 Actually, Han, Bobby only moved back home 20 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,082 because his dad died last year. 21 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:51,519 H-E-double hockey sticks! 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,155 The one guy I take a shot at, ever, 23 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,790 and he's the freakin' Orphan Annie! 24 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,227 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 25 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:04,565 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 26 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,603 Hey, I'm Bobby. 27 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,572 I'm looking for my girlfriend Caroline. 28 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,707 You know that cute girl, Caroline? 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,743 My girlfriend. 30 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:19,580 Bobby. Now, where have I heard that name before? 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,652 Bobby, my boyfriend, stop. 32 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,254 Hey, before I forget. 33 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,122 My mom is throwing a party tomorrow-- 34 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,590 -Shhh! -Are you crazy? 35 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:36,130 Bobby, never discuss a party in the diner. 36 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,665 If the people we work with, 37 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:42,303 and I'm using "people" in the loosest sense possible-- 38 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:47,308 if they hear about a party, they'll come to it! 39 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,478 We had to learn Navajo 40 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,413 just so we could talk about our weekend plans 41 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,348 without them overhearing. 42 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:57,351 And then they learned Navajo. 43 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:01,522 Now it makes sense that Earl asked me for wampum yesterday. 44 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,326 Okay, so my mom is throwing this party at our house tomorrow. 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,594 You want to meet my family? 46 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,463 I'd love to meet them! 47 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,666 Especially your mom. 48 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,769 It goes without saying, but she's gonna love me. 49 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:19,873 Why? Does she love people who spit a little when they talk? 50 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,342 I don't spit when I talk. 51 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,744 Nope, I saw it that time. 52 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,778 But that's okay. 53 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,247 Moms love me almost as much 54 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,482 as truckers love Max. 55 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:32,186 You model for one mud flap, you're made for life. 56 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,421 You're coming too, right, Max? 57 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,755 My whole family's gonna be there. 58 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,724 Caroline's whole family should be there, too. 59 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,760 Aww, that's so sweet. 60 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,362 Sounds good. 61 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:44,498 What time should I bring the sacrificial raccoon? 62 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,503 Oh, is it not a birthday? 63 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,206 You could hear from back there? 64 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,276 And through the wall in my office. 65 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,311 Can't wait for the party. 66 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,213 Can I bring a Jell-O dessert? 67 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,749 I have a new Pikachu mold I've been dying to try out. 68 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:05,686 Is it the same Pikachu mold that you came out of? 69 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,323 Ah, so, about this party we're all invited to, 70 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,826 is it open bar, or do we have to go through the cabinets again? 71 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,966 So what kind of perfume does your mom wear? 72 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,434 I need to know for when I tell her 73 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,635 I've always loved it 74 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,337 and can't believe she wears it too. 75 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,306 I don't know, but please don't wear it 76 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,375 if you ever want to have sex with me again. 77 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,612 Oh, uh, one more thing. 78 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,581 Don't tell her that I spent the night here. 79 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,449 She thinks I stayed at my friend Brian's. 80 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,617 She's kind of old-fashioned. 81 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,252 Can't be that old-fashioned. 82 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:41,455 She's cool with you sleeping with your friend Brian. 83 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,690 All right, I'll see you later. 84 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,991 I got to go help my mom set up for the party. 85 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,727 Uh, if I'm coming off as too much of a bad boy, 86 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,262 I can tone it down. 87 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,338 I'll be sure to do cheek kisses at your house. 88 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,013 So! 89 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,648 Is there gonna be weed at this party, 90 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,817 or can I make some money selling? 91 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,552 Max, it is really important to me 92 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,786 that Bobby's mom likes me, 93 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,988 which is why I hid your weed 94 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,925 and bought her a lovely gift to bring. 95 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:21,729 In lieu of gifts, I always just wear a low-cut shirt. 96 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,797 But I see why you had to buy something. 97 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,901 Look. Macaron. 98 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,839 Uh, you're maca-wrong, 99 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,941 'cause those are macaroons. 100 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,676 And I think I maca-ruined them 101 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,844 when I ate the filling out of 'em. 102 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:45,353 Wait, you're going to Bobby's mom's party dressed like that? 103 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:49,690 Are you aware your husband is dressed for a canoe trip? 104 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,091 I Google Earth-ed the house. 105 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,494 There's a pool at the house next door. 106 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:57,030 And a short fence. 107 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,667 Actually, the party was canceled. 108 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,101 I'm so sorry. 109 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,870 You'll have to meet Bobby's family 110 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,705 sometime never on. 111 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,674 Yep, party canceled. 112 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,041 There was a sinkhole. 113 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,843 Uh, still haven't found the house. 114 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,779 Everyone's dead. 115 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,814 That's horrible. 116 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,550 I pre-paid a sitter. 117 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:19,853 Oh, I guess we'll just hang out here then. 118 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,689 And since there's no pool-- 119 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,424 Ahh! Okay! Okay, fine! 120 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,992 The party's not canceled. There's no sinkhole. 121 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,094 No one's dead. Come at 4:00. 122 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,897 Just please don't embarrass me. 123 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,567 Uh, I think that was directed at you, Max. 124 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,937 Awkward. 125 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,546 -Hey. -Hi. 126 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,381 We're here early, 'cause moms love promptness, 127 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:51,018 and our Uber driver was on the front end of a police chase. 128 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,754 You're gonna nail it. My mom's favorite show's "Cops." 129 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,023 Oh, I'm a series regular. 130 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,626 Oh, nice staircase. 131 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,961 You get along with the folks that live up there? 132 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,863 Uh, sometimes. 133 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,932 Depends how my sisters are feeling, 134 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,567 'cause that is still part of the house. 135 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,905 Wow! 136 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,607 You didn't tell us you lived in a castle. 137 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,577 Look at the TV and chairs! 138 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,978 You guys must've gotten this stuff 139 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,714 right after they laid it out on the curb. 140 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:24,652 Bobby, I found the program from your sixth grade play. 141 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,654 You were so good. 142 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,589 Like Leonardo DiCaprio. 143 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,757 Only not bloated. 144 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,495 Ma, I played a tree, and I still got booed. 145 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,896 Sorry, she likes to brag about me. 146 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,030 This is my mom. 147 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,699 Hi, Bobby's mom. I'm Max. 148 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,801 May I say you have a beautiful house? 149 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:44,938 And that's high praise, 'cause I've been in five. 150 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,206 And I'm Caroline. 151 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,875 Oh, that scent you're wearing 152 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,176 is my all-time favorite. 153 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,011 I sat on a deviled egg. 154 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,916 I hope you like macaron. 155 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,018 You don't think I have enough food? 156 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:03,924 I know this sounds insane, 157 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,661 but I don't know if she love-love-loved me. 158 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,930 Don't worry--she takes a little time to warm up, 159 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,164 but when she does, 160 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,834 you'll only notice a little difference. 161 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,770 Uh, Bobby--question. 162 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:21,174 How did you get Queen Elizabeth to sell you her throne? 163 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,847 Bobby, you only invited girls? 164 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,717 You knew I wanted a sausage-fest. 165 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,552 I did bring macaron. 166 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,854 You must be Bobby's sister, Denise. 167 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,255 I'm Caroline. 168 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:39,793 I'm Max, and I should have worn a diaper here. 169 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:43,030 Seriously, Bobby, if you never invite any guys over, 170 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,131 how am I gonna find one? 171 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,699 Ma cancelled my Match.com account. 172 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,068 I'm not paying $9.99 a month 173 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,170 for you to be a slut! 174 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:53,073 Ma! Stay out of my business! 175 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,143 You treat me like I'm still in my 30s! 176 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,579 Well, if there aren't gonna be any guys here, 177 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,181 I'm gonna go smoke a J and do my jigsaw. 178 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,219 Definitely popping by Denise's room later. 179 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,921 Bobby, I can't explain it, 180 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:11,091 but somehow, when you stock the Tab in the garage fridge, 181 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,760 it just tastes better. 182 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,094 Garage fridge? 183 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,163 How rich are you people? 184 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,732 You know who loved an ice-cold Tab? 185 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,200 Jessica. 186 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,702 Ma! Really? 187 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,605 I specifically asked you not to bring up Jessica. 188 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,874 Oops. 189 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,075 Who's Jessica? 190 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,309 She's my ex. 191 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,545 We stopped dating over a year ago. 192 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,546 Dating? 193 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,082 You were engaged to be engaged! 194 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:38,251 I'm sitting, but I'm lying down. 195 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,157 She was the only girl I ever thought 196 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,026 was good enough for my Bobby. 197 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,695 No offense, hon, but look at her. 198 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:51,164 With that face, she could've been a dental hygienist. 199 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,766 She's on your wall? 200 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,136 Only to cover a hole that Denise punched in it... 201 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,938 when I broke up with Jessica. 202 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,207 Did someone say Jessica? 203 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,042 Who is that? 204 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,611 And please don't say Jessica. 205 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,679 That--that's my other sister, Chrissy. 206 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,581 She doesn't come out of her room these days. 207 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,818 -She's still in mourning. -Oh, over your dad? 208 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:11,919 Over Jessica. 209 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,154 She hasn't come out of her room since they broke up. 210 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,558 And she was this close to assistant manager at TCBY. 211 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,732 I'm over Jessica. My family less so. 212 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,303 Oh, my God! 213 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,340 This chair has another chair just for your feet! 214 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,914 Bobby, why didn't you tell me about Jessica? 215 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,785 I told you about my father being in prison. 216 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,353 No, you didn't. 217 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,289 My father's in prison. 218 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,324 Jessica's not important to me. 219 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,261 I think about her so little, she might as well be AOL. 220 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,329 I'm on AOL. 221 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,799 Oh, my God, we know nothing about each other. 222 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:02,035 Bobby, did you stock the kitchen fridge, too? 223 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,971 'Cause I'm getting that crisp, clean, bottle taste 224 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,372 from a can here. 225 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,408 I took my shoes off. Hope that's okay. 226 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,344 Bobby, stop standing there staring at Jessica. 227 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,046 Give someone else a turn. 228 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,682 I'm doing a load. 229 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,616 Go up to your room and get your dirties. 230 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,386 I--I have to give 'em to her. 231 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,788 Otherwise she's gonna go through my stuff, 232 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,089 and I have a check from my grandpa 233 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,058 I don't want her to know about. 234 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,027 Chrissy! I'm doing a wash! 235 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,133 And fold everything in threes this time, Ma! 236 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,435 The way Jessica used to! 237 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,071 I'll try, but I'm not perfect. 238 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,173 That was Jessica's thing. 239 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,742 Got that right, Ma! 240 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:45,746 The woman was without flaws! 241 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,882 You might want to wash that alone. 242 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:51,685 Believe it or not, it's a white. 243 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,420 Max, what are you doing? 244 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,055 Relax, I have the other one on. 245 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,323 No one's gonna get hurt. 246 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,958 I just need to stay calm 247 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,460 and figure out a way to win Bobby's mother over. 248 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,062 I have to! I have to! 249 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,197 You trying to get some of that sweet, sweet 250 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,198 grandpa-check money? 251 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,302 Somebody get the frickin' door! 252 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,338 Uh, I'll get the frickin' door. 253 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,372 No, no, no, no, no. 254 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,207 I have to win these people over. 255 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,409 I freaking got it, Chrissy. 256 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,415 Oh, great. This should help. 257 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,825 Earl's got five more minutes in that chair. 258 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,827 I'll bounce an old man. 259 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,064 Whose turn is it to see if he's breathing? 260 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,833 Oh, no, he's okay. 261 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,102 He's just having a running dream. 262 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:45,105 You'll get that squirrel, buddy. 263 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,107 Well, clock's ticking. 264 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,809 Look, elephant in the room, 265 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,312 but I got to see what porno looks like on that screen. 266 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,513 Oh, yeah, look. 267 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,851 I brought "Manchester by the Double D's." 268 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,419 You see why we had to learn Navajo? 269 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,222 It's all fine. My mother loves having company. 270 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,492 Oh, not kidding; they're really going to watch it 271 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,294 It doesn't fit. 272 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,230 Heh, if I had a nickel for every time I've said that. 273 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,033 Yeah, he's got that right. 274 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,304 Bobby, I told you. 275 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,939 You can't leave the front door open. 276 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,008 We live too close to the YMCA. 277 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,443 No, Ma, these are Caroline's friends. 278 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,145 They speak Navajo. 279 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,447 Okay, well, I hope they like Italian, 280 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,250 'cause that's what I spent all night making. 281 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,954 You know, I-- I think she's warming up. 282 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,493 You see I'm dealing with a perfect ex-girlfriend situation. 283 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,462 I need you to be on my side. 284 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,596 Fine. 285 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,499 I don't think Jessica made people take sides, just FYI. 286 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,968 Yeah, I think it's time for me 287 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,502 to switch my focus from the mom to Denise. 288 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,272 I forgot, I'm actually better with sisters. 289 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,374 I have to be! I have to be! 290 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,176 Well, you better be. 291 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,410 'Cause I'm gonna tell you the same thing 292 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,346 I told my old boyfriend, Missionary Steve: 293 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,448 it's time to turn this thing around. 294 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,284 Denise, there you are! 295 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,154 Oh, look at you. I love a midday costume change. 296 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:11,124 And you said I couldn't wear my eating robe to the party. 297 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,393 Well, since there aren't gonna be any guys here, 298 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,063 I figured I'd just get ready for bed. 299 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:20,433 Ooh, who's the hottie over there? 300 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,470 The one running in his sleep 301 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:27,574 or the one fanning his underarms with a plate? 302 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,576 The muscular one. 303 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,412 Muscular? You're gonna have to point. 304 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,248 Is there a different "over there"? 305 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,117 Come on, guys, in the dining room. 306 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,152 You have to taste the sauce I made. 307 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,354 I used Jessica's recipe. 308 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,456 It's a frickin' delight! 309 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,425 Watch your mouth, young lady! 310 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,826 But she's right. 311 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,299 Hello. 312 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,275 Before we start eating, 313 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,577 Max, would you like to say grace? 314 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,116 Thanks, God? 315 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:14,121 I'll do it. 316 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,923 We thank God and his mother, 317 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,891 'cause we know his mother does everything. 318 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,460 And he would never date a woman without getting her approval. 319 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,431 Okay, Ma, I don't think Jesus was a big dater. 320 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,200 He wasn't when I knew him. 321 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,402 Han, I need you to flirt with Denise. 322 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,271 -She likes you. -I got that. 323 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,140 Her hand is on my knee. 324 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,208 Oop, not my knee anymore. 325 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,612 Excuse my reach. 326 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,582 You like them? I got 'em for Christmas. 327 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:43,550 We all chipped in. 328 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,686 Jessica worked very closely with the doctor 329 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,357 to design the shape texture of the nipples. 330 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,325 I got her a calendar. 331 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,427 I don't know who Jessica is, 332 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,964 but I need the sauce recipe. 333 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,431 And my lovely wife and I 334 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,668 wouldn't mind seeing those nipples at some point. 335 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:05,172 Well, there's no way they're as good as this sauce. 336 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,439 Mmm, mm-mm. 337 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,109 Anyway, Caroline owns a dessert bar. 338 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,478 What the hell is that? 339 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,180 Max, what do you think of the sauce? 340 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,416 Max, you can be honest if you don't love it. 341 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,552 What? More. 342 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,989 -Mmm, mmm. -Okay, we get it. 343 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,323 You like Jessica's sauce. 344 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,293 Mmm, you know, I'm so full, 345 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,395 but I can't stop. 346 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,097 You don't have to eat it. 347 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,531 Are you crazy? 348 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,735 This is a once in a lifetime sauce. 349 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,706 I'm gonna push my Spanx to the limit. 350 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,308 Could someone switch seats with me? 351 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,675 What's going on over there, Denise? 352 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,244 You keeping your hands to yourself? 353 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,414 Uh, I'll sit next to her. 354 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,382 I'd like to move down and sit next to Caroline. 355 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,384 Oh, so now you don't want to sit next to your mother? 356 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,586 I'm not hungry anyway. 357 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:58,458 I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower. 358 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,394 There's a big hole in our shower curtain. 359 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,398 Thanks, but I use a doctor-prescribed soap. 360 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,034 Thanks a lot, Han. 361 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,502 You couldn't just take a shower with her for me? 362 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,704 Ma! Where's my plate? 363 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,307 Could somebody take a plate up to Chrissy? 364 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,443 She's still too upset to come out. 365 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,678 -You know, because of-- -We know, Ma. 366 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,080 I'll do it. 367 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,248 'Cause I--I don't even like this sauce. 368 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,053 No, I'll--I'll bring Chrissy her plate. 369 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,521 She's my last chance. 370 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,057 And save me some of that sauce. 371 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,591 It's the best thing I've ever had. 372 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,094 Don't worry, I filled your purse with it. 373 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,266 Does anyone work here? 374 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,567 Where's my food? 375 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,272 Well, well, well, Jessica. 376 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,606 You may make a great sauce, 377 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,042 but you can't stop me. 378 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,346 What's going on out there? 379 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,381 I heard a crash! 380 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,383 Uh, everything's fine! 381 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,385 A truck hit a kid outside. 382 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,054 Max, can you come here for a second? 383 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,622 What's all the commotion? 384 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,391 I can't eat my frickin' feelings 385 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,593 if there's no food! 386 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,195 Was the kid on a bike? 387 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:12,632 Oh, my God! Look what you did to Jessica! 388 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,102 Why are you so jealous of her, Caroline? 389 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,404 You'll never be Jessica, okay? None of us will! 390 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,805 I didn't do it! 391 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,540 She just fell off the wall. 392 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,176 Max, she is trying to destroy me. 393 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,544 Where's my food? 394 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,314 I'm starting to scratch my arms again! 395 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,082 Okay, I'll fix the picture. 396 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,083 Give her my plate. 397 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,551 Hang on. 398 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,686 Let me just take one more big bite. 399 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,589 Give me a little of that. 400 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,259 Oh, damn you, Jessica! 401 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,168 Max, how did you fix Jessica's picture? 402 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,636 It looks perfect! 403 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,204 Wasn't easy. 404 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739 I tried not to make eye contact with her, 405 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,874 'cause I was starting to get feelings. 406 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,343 Hey, there you are. 407 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,878 Are you okay? I know my family can be a lot. 408 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,348 No, I'm having a great time. 409 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,216 You think your mom needs help 410 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,551 putting out that macaron? 411 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,885 I noticed they're not out. 412 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,355 I also noticed one in the birdcage. 413 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,556 You know what? 414 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,824 If you're not having a good time, we can leave. 415 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,726 I'm a grown man. She's not the boss of me. 416 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,795 - Bobby! - Coming, Ma! 417 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,899 Caroline, relax. 418 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,668 Nobody likes you right away. 419 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,136 I just got there last year, 420 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,572 and there's still a lot of red flags. 421 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,346 Thank you for letting me borrow Denise's Snuggie. 422 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,783 I feel like I'm back in the womb again. 423 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,652 But it doesn't reek of cigarettes. 424 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,521 Wait. 425 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,291 I think it does. 426 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,325 I like it. 427 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,659 I'm gonna like it even more 428 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,796 when it's on the floor tonight. 429 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,464 Is that one still breathing? 430 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,637 All right, Ma, I'm going to karate. 431 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,638 Karate? 432 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,640 Well, well, well. 433 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,375 Tae Kwon Hello. 434 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,577 I happen to be a yellow belt. 435 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,845 Oh, yeah? 436 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,550 Oh, yeah. 437 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,420 I got five of the macaron back from the birdcage. 438 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,389 I'll get your Snuggie back to you by tomorrow. 439 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,325 I'll give to Bobby in the morning 440 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,926 when he leaves Caroline's. 441 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,731 You said you slept at Brian's. 442 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,433 You lying to me now? 443 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,900 Ma... 444 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,969 I was with Caroline last night. 445 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,372 But I didn't see him naked. 446 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,641 I did. Our bathroom door doesn't lock. 447 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,377 I see why he's your favorite, Mrs. F. 448 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,447 Uh, we're watching something. 449 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,650 Can you two talk somewhere else? 450 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,418 It's fine. I'll turn it up. 451 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,420 Where--where's the remote? 452 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,390 Whoa, Ma, I--I only got engaged to be engaged 453 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,492 'cause Dad was sick, and I wanted you to be happy. 454 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,927 But now I'm with Caroline, and... 455 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,429 Caroline makes me happy. 456 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,965 -I do? -She does? 457 00:19:58,998 --> 00:19:59,966 You do. 458 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,569 She does. 459 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,974 -Okay, it was-- -Uh, it was a sign... 460 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:12,445 that Jessica didn't belong there anymore. 461 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,781 You know what? 462 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,449 You make my Bobby smile. 463 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,551 And he's even more handsome when he smiles. 464 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,920 Chrissy, come down and meet Caroline! 465 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,691 She hot? Cause I don't like uggos, Ma. 466 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,826 She's gorgeous. 467 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,461 She looks like me. 468 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,598 Just with a little more mustache. 469 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,366 Welcome to our home, girls. 470 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,435 Oh, thank you! 471 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,371 You have no idea how much this means to me! 472 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,009 Try and get out of this hold. 473 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,278 Who says I want to? 474 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,748 So same time next Sunday?